Last night we were stunned! The absolutely unexpected happened! And it happened again and again and AGAIN! Those of us who were there looked at each other in amazement! “Wow” we said, with out mouths wide open.
We learned things nobody else ever knew. Things everybody has heard about but NObody knew what we had just learned. We found out what a “Boxoffice” really is, and we found out about the most expensive product in the world (popcorn), and . . . BUT – I can’t go on. Oh yes, I could tell you what Elliott Engle told us last night, I could tell you the same thing he did. But I can’t tell it the same way.
He was talking about a guy named William. He talked about how William later became known as Shakespeare. And how that William became the greatest writer in the entire history of mankind. We were in awe. Especially when we heard a few of the examples Elliott Engel told us. Most of us had never heard about little pig bladders filled with blood, for example just before the play begins, or . . . but I digress . . . You really need to hear Elliott Engel explain these things to you so you can get it straight.